Story Behind The Song
Santa's reindeer go on strike, and he contacts Bill Gates at Microsoft and asks Bill to make him a new, electronic sleigh that doesn't need reindeer . . Bill Gates and Microsoft invent a Surfboard-Guitar Sleigh that is faster than a military aircraft, and is piloted by Santa as he plays it like a guitar---Santa plays, the surfboard flies!
Song Description
Santa has to figure out how to deliver all the toys to the children of the world after the reindeer go on strike . . .
| Song Length |
3:35 |
Genre |
Unique - Holiday, Unique - Soundtracks |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Joyful, In High Spirits |
Subject |
Holidays , Holidays |
| Similar Artists |
The Beach Boys |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
"SANTA'S GOT A SURFBOARD GUITAR SLEIGH"
Lyrics, Music, and Musical Arrangement by Julius J. Davis, Jr.
Copyright c 2011by Julius J. Davis, Jr.
1st Verse
A week before Christmas, on a North Pole night
Santa and the reindeer got into a fight
So the reindeer union called a reindeer strike
But what about Christmas? (what about Christmas?)
But jolly old Santa smiled a jolly old smile
And put his jolly old finger on his cell phone dial
He texted Bill Gates and said, "I need a new sleigh!"
So Microsoft sent him one the very next day . . .
CHORUS
SANTA'S GOT A HOT NEW SURFBOARD GUITAR SLEIGH
SANTA'S GOT A SURFBOARD GUITAR SLEIGH
He's hangin' ten and passin' out the toys on Christmas Day
SANTA'S GOT A SURFBOARD GUITAR SLEIGH
The elves were in shock, they didn't know what to say, except,
"You better watch out, and get out of his way, because,"
SANTA'S GOT A HOT NEW SURFBOARD GUITAR SLEIGH
2ND Verse
Yeah, the toys were all packed up and put away
Cause there wasn't any reindeer to pull the sleigh
But Santa didn't trip, and he didn't go off
Cause when he opened up the box from Microsoft
There was an Al Merrick Flyer with a fifty foot deck
D'Addario strings and a Stratocaster neck
Santa pressed on the frets to make the surfboard fly
Singin' "Jingle Bell Rock" while he was kissin' the sky . . .
(Repeat CHORUS and then go to BRIDGE)
BRIDGE
Yeah, he's jammin' while he's surfin' down the mountain cliffs
It's the ultimate Christmas machine (Christmas machine)
He's rockin through the skies playin' Beach Boy riffs
And it's a thousand times faster than an F-18 . . .
(Repeat CHORUS, then go to ENDING)
ENDING
SANTA'S GOT A SURFBOARD GUITAR SLEIGH
(Repeat and fade out)
Lyrics, Music, and Musial Arrangement by Julius J. Davis, Jr.
Copyright c 2011 by Julius J. Davis, Jr.
JULIUS J. DAVIS, JR.
PO BOX 685
FORT MYERS, FLORIDA 33902
(239) 209-0539
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