Song Description

fun light and comical song on a less than fun, light and comical topic of sex abuse and religion...YIKES!

Lyrics

FORGIVE U FATHER


HAS ANYBODY TOLD YOU YOU'RE A REAL DEAD RINGER
FOR FATHER WHAT'S-HIS-NAME?
WHAT A LOW BLOW, HE'S HIT A NEW LOW AND NOW IT'S
QUID PRO QUO
WELL THE CHARGES HAVE BEEN LAID AND THEY TELL ME
THAT THE LAWYERS HAVE BEEN PAID, SO
DROP THE CHARADE, CUZ IT'S TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC
A STRAIGHT UPSTNADING FELLOW WHO SHOOTS STRAIGHT
FROM THE HIP
AND THEY TELL ME THAT HE GIVES YOU A RIDE IN THE
COMPANY CAR AND A BAG OF CHIPS
BROTHER FRANCIS OF THE SLEAZY, SHUCKS AND SUCKS
BACK OYSTERS, CLOISTERED, HE KOWTOWS,
SAYS HIS SILENCE VOW COMES EASY
BUT HE WASN'T QUITE AS GIFTED, AND MORE THAN HIS
SPIRITS LIFTED WHEN IT CAME TO HIS VOW OF CELIBACY
THIS CODGER'S NO BEGINNER, SPIN DOCTORS FOR THIS
SINNER KEEP HIM OUT OF THE TABS, AND NOW IT'S ALL
KRAFT DINNER
(CHORUS):
FORGIVE U FATHER FOR YOU HAVE SINNED
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THEIR LIVES
FORGIVE U FATHERS FOR YOU HAVE SINNED
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW IT WASN'T RIGHT?
IT JUST WASN'T RIGHT.
JOLLY FATHER ROGERS ISN'T LAUGHING THESE DAYS
CUZ A FANCY BIT OF DIDDLING DID HIM IN
HE'S BEEN TERMINATED, HUMILIATED, KNOWS HE
SHOULD HAVE MASTURBATED, AND NOW HE TAKES IT ON
HIS DOUBLE CHIN
AS HE ANXIOUSLY AWAITED TO BE EXHONERATED
WELL, WE HAD HIM CHEMICALLY CASTRATED
(OUCH!)
(CHORUS)
THIS WAY THAT WAY, - PLAY, PRAY, START TO PAY
PARLAY NAYSAY, REPAY OKAY
HERE'S A LITTLE GIVEAWAY, TRIPLE PLAY Q & A,
DON'T U KNOW WHAT U CAN SAY,? DOWNPLAY THE HERESAY.
EXPOSE OF PADRES, NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO PAY
READ IT ALL IN NEWSDAY- OOH YOU DON'T SAY
FORPLAY, SWORDPLAY - WITH A LITTLE DUBONNET
CARDINAL FENN - READ THE CHARGES! (CHORUS)