Song Description
The Outraw having obliterated the Wild West and not finding what she was after did however find amongst Filly The Man's stolen loot a treasure map that brings her to the high seas in search of the Island of Seeds. She takes up post as Capp'in Hooker and gets a Screw of 200 pirates to plunder the high seas...
| Song Length |
3:03 |
Genre |
Electronic - Ambient, Pop - Dance |
| Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
Mood |
In High Spirits, Engaging |
| Subject |
General, Boats |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Capp'in Hooker
Yo hoe hoe its Antoin,
taking it all over the seven seas.
Infamous for my suck-cess,
join my latest crew for fine booty plunder guarantees.
Cum aboard,
I'll walk your plank.
I've got a treasure map
that will be sure to empty your bank.
I need the hardest, roughest pirates
to find this treasure.
G marks my spot,
who says you can't mix business and pleasure?
Once we're done
I'll have another shipwreck.
And tons of semen
in my poop deck.
Moby dick, oh thar he blows,
squirting out the back.
Get your harpoon ready and
aim for the bareback.
Only taking men
that earn their fill.
This yo hoe hoe's bottle of cum
needs that skill.
My peg legs spread
extremely wide,
A third leg of wood
you can slip inside.
I'm Capp'in Hooker,
always take the bate.
The rest of my screws
always met the same fate.
Davey Jone's Cocker
was no match for me.
He's at the bottom of the sea
with the other debris.
Land ahoy! Just at the
end of your telescope.
Haul this booty,
200 men and you can't cope!?
No pirate lives to tell the tail
of ventures to my booty bay.
Lost at sea in my Bermuda
triangle, it only goes one way.
Cum on! Grip it harder,
your mast needs it on top!
Altogether now! Crossbones and Skull flags
I'm cumming... when my eyes pop!
Arrrrrr! Matey!
Target spotted! Full seed ahead!
I've the finest cure-ass,
one slice and they're all dead!
That's the spot! Dig deeper!
Smash my dirt!
You'll know you've hit my chest
with a crack and squirt!
I have enough for all of you,
golden dubloons and royal jewels galore!
The loads can be endless,
Captain's orders, pillage this whore!
I've wrestled with Krakens, Sea Monsters,
and topped them all!
Eye Patch up easy,
all for one and I've one for you all!
Capp'in Antoin Hooker only takes
salty seadoggy of the highest measure.
So before you cum aboard,
be ready if you want my trove of pleasure...
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