Song Description
Kid wishes his teacher was sexy instead of ugly
Song Length |
4:13 |
Genre |
Blues - Rock, Rock - Roots/Rock n' Roll |
Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Depressing, Heartbreaking |
Subject |
School, Sexual Fantasy |
Similar Artists |
Stevie Ray Vaughan, ZZ Top |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
I'm up in the morning and it's not even day Pack up my belongings and I'm on my way Second bell rings for the first period class I go into the corner so I won't be harassed I wish that I could be hot for teacher too Instead of singing these ugly teacher blues Ugly teacher blues She's big and smelly with a red hairy mole Coke bottle glasses and eyes black as coal Short little legs waddles when she walks Like fingernails on a chalk board when she talks I wish that I could be hot for teacher too Instead of singing these ugly teacher blues Ugly teacher blues Yeah summers almost over Only a few good days left And I'm stuck here in the corner With the ugliest teacher that I ever met Well it's the same old crap just a different day I keep telling myself it's gonna' be okay But I can't study I can't concentrate She gave me detention for one minute late I wish that I could be hot for teacher too Instead of singing these ugly teacher blues Ugly teacher blues I stare at the clock but the hands don't move Somebody please tell me what's a poor boy to do With these ugly teacher blues
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