Lyrics

My cousin from flew in from today
Hadn't seen her since we were kids
She said she needed a little get away
She came down to see how the other half lives

As we loaded her bags into my truck
A cowboy stopped and helped us out
She opened her purse and pulled out a few bucks
He said no thanks Ma'am welcome to the south

Welcome to the south
We don't need a street lamp in the middle of the night
Down here in the south
We see just fine walking in the moon light
Folks call you Hun and they bless your heart
And they know what livin's about
We're so glad that you came down
Welcome to the south

We ordered grits at the diner when a tractor pulled in
And the jukebox played Allison Krause
She said I've never seen anything like this
I replied with a smile welcome to the south

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(Bridge)
We got Polk salad, Chocolate Gravy, Sweet potato fries
And we reckin' and we're fixin to git-r-done right
We may talk like hicks but that doesn't make us derlicts