Lyrics

COUSIN WILLY
 


Cousin Willy took his pickup out and it slipped outta gear and headed for the road, uh oh

Sister Nelly's boyfriend took her out and it slipped outta there and headed into there, uh oh

Daddy took his shotgun down from the wall

Then he yelled, "what's the matter with  y'all"


Corn Roy Haug started seein' the beautiful and sexy daughter of the owner

of the country store

Martha Hecshel must be doin' somethin' special cause Horn Roy Haug keeps

goin' back for more, oh no

Sister Nelly's period came late. All the family talks about is hate

Why don't Willy drive his pickup home. Everything Willy ever does is alone


Cousin Willy wrote a song and he took it to the diner and he put it on the

record machine, uh huh

All the folks started carryin' on and dancin', havin' fun Cousin Willy was

the happiest I've ever seen, oh Yeah

Why can't things always be this way. Mama always said "all work, no play.

See Willy drove his pickup home. I think he's tired of bein' alone

Now Corn Roy's dancin, with the Hecshel girl

Aint we the happiest people in the whole wide world, oh yeah