Lyrics

HONEY BRING ME A BEER
by Dave Undis

VERSE
It was a perfect Sunday afternoon,
Football season in my living room.
I was thinking this could be our year.
It was time to kick it off.
So I turned the TV on, and said
Honey, bring me a beer.

CHORUS
Honey, bring me a beer.
Darling, please be a dear.
The beer's over there. I'm over here.
Honey, bring me a beer.
Hey, I don't ask for much. Show me a little love.
Honey, bring me a beer.
Why should I get out of my chair? Why should I walk way over there?
Honey, bring me a beer.

VERSE
I chugged my beer after every score.
We won by 40-34
And I let loose a rowdy cheer.
I was feeling mighty grand
But I had an empty in my hand. I yelled
Honey, bring me a beer.

CHORUS
Honey, bring me a beer.
Darling, please be a dear.
The beer's over there. I'm over here.
Honey, bring me a beer.
And as long you're up, grab me the can of nuts.
Honey, bring me a beer.
You can keep your sassy replies. You know you need the exercise.
Honey, bring me a beer.

VERSE
I woke up in a fog slumped in my chair
Wondering how the lump on my head got there.
Then my memory started to clear.
Turns out the last thing I said
Before the frying pan hit my head was
Honey, bring me a beer.

CHORUS
Honey, bring me a beer.
Darling, please be a dear.
The beer's over there. I'm over here.
Honey, bring me a beer.
And on your way back, grab me a few more snacks.
Honey, bring me a beer.
Why should I get out of my chair? Why should I walk way over there?
Honey, bring me a beer.

OUT
Hey, I don't ask for much. Show me a little love.
Honey, bring me a beer.