Story Behind The Song
A story about pick up lines that guys have thrown out to women for generations
| Song Length |
3:55 |
Genre |
Blues - Country, Country - General |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Mood |
Delightful |
Subject |
Comedy, Funny, Attracted, Crush |
| Similar Artists |
Bonnie Raitt, Diana Krall |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Standing in line at the Kmart store
Credit card full, couldn't buy anymore
He whispered across the candy rack
Can I borrow a kiss I'll give it right back
Chorus
Whoa Trigger is that the best you can do
I've heard every line from here to St. Lou
If you can't come up with something better than that
You might wanna stop and take a step back
Me and the girls having some drinks
From across the room he throws me a wink
He headed my way and I read him like a book
He said the more I drink
Girl, the better you look
Repeat chorus
Strolling through the park on a sunny day
Saw this guy coming my way
He walked by and turned with a grin
And said love at first sight?
Or should I walk by again
Repeat chorus
Bridge
Pick up lines they're all the same
Resurrected from caveman's brain
Women take them with a grain of salt
Do they ever work?
I think not
I walked into church, bible in hand
The one place I shouldn't worry bout a man
Usher walked up from outta the blue
And said your hand looks heavy
Can I hold it for you
Repeat chorus
Down at Bristol at the NASCAR race
Earnhardt Jr. was setting the pace
Out of the bleachers didn't look too smart
He said not staring at your boobs
Staring at your heart
Repeat Chorus
Repeat Bridge
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Besides being sexy, what do you do for a livin'?
If your heart's a prison, I'm doing time
Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first
You're 65% water and I'm dying of thirst
I'm a thief here to steal your heart
You blew me away or did you just fart?
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