Story Behind The Song

This actually happened to the songwriter when he was 19 years old, and he was lucky that the Judge was his ex-girlfriend's dad, not the dad of the girl he got caught with as depicted in the story!

Song Description

This hilarious song is about two young adults (a guy and a hot gal) getting caught skinny dipping (her idea) at 2 AM, getting arrested by the gals ex-boyfriend cop, and it turns out the night court judge is her dad!

Lyrics

Busted in the Buff - Copyright 2011 - James Morris Pearson

Verse
She wore a high rise shirt, air tight jeans,
but nothing on her belly button in-between.
Scheming bout the evening and the night's events,
she was itching to go dipping if we'd hop that fence.

Pre Chorus
At two a.m. we jumped the gate,
by two fifteen it was too late,
already swimming in the raw...
A Cop showed up and killed the mood,
he had a gun and attitude,
it seemed her plan had one big flaw...

Chorus
Well...that sexy southern charmer got me into some hot water, we got busted in the buff.
while she covered up the twins, I had to twist up all my limbs as I tried to hide my stuff...
it ain't no fun getting busted in the buff...

Verse
That Cop said, "Freeze don't move, so we froze,
Like two nude statues trying not to be exposed.
I declared it wasn't fair that we were bare,
asked that Cop why he would not give us our underwear.

Pre Chorus
He told me I was acting rude,
Right then I knew that we were screwed,
He said, "Speak when you're spoken to."
It seemed that he had lost his cool,
he pulled us both out of the pool,
his jaw dropped when he saw the view.

Chorus
Well...that sexy southern charmer got me into some hot water, we got busted in the buff.
As she looked for her bikini, I looked like I was Houdini, all I had on was handcuffs.
It ain't no fun getting busted in the buff...

Verse
He threw us in his car, she confessed,
she told me that the Deputy was her new X!
Knowing I was going to go down in flames,
that Court room started spinning when I heard the Judges name.

Bridge
His eyes were glowing red,
his robe was black as night,
his face was filled with anger,
he was ready for a fight..
He banged that gavel down,
Then he said, "I'm gonna set you straight,
the reason her dad works so late,
is because I'm the Magistrate!"

Chorus
Turned out that sexy southern charmer was the Judges naughty daughter, we got busted in the buff.
And that mutual attraction could not end in satisfaction, because my luck really sucked,
it ain't no fun getting busted in the buff!

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