Lyrics

Still Needs A Vocalist
Overweight Blues
Lyrics By Mac Wilkey
Music By Robert Thomson
Friday, May 06, 2005

I won't say I'll diet 'cause it's against my will
I fast pretty fast and I eat even faster still
I like carbohydrates but I can't get my fill

I can't tell this from a piece of that
When they are both inside
I like diet drinks with a piece of cake
And chicken grilled or fried
I look over weight when I bend over there
But am I all that wide?

I went to the doctor ; why can't I stay away ?
I ate thirty apples, much more than one a day
Put me on a diet. How can I live this way?

One piece of pie and a piece of cake for sure
Good carbohydrates they make me feel impure
I can't just eat one; no, I want much more not fewer

Fat grams-- when I count -they don't count
Don't eat -- I'll die
I know that slim is--what they want
I'm not - that guy
I feel -- deserted I feel a craving to cry

I won't say I'll diet 'cause it's against my will
I fast pretty fast and I eat even faster still
I like carbohydrates but I can't get my fill

Tag:
I've got the overweight blues