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Song Description

A man's pissed off 'cause his wife left him and took everything.

Lyrics

I?M SINGING SOLO IN THE SHOWER
(Toberman-Myer)



I?m singing solo in the shower
Since you went away
Usin? half the soap I used toAnd just one towel a day

I ain?t even touched the "hers" towel
?Cause I know that was yer towel
Now you know it don?t seem ri
And just one towel a day

I ain?t even touched the "hers" towel
?Cause I know that was yer towel
Now you know it don?t seem right
Might just pull the plug tonight

I?ve been steamin? up the bathroom
?Til the walls began to cry
Tryin? to scrub away the sorrow
And forget you said goodbye


But your words, they?re lipsticked on the mirror in red
"So long, sucker. I took the car. P.S. y
And forgot you said goodbye

But your words, they?re lipsticked on the mirror in red
"So long, sucker. I took the car. P.S. your dog is dead".

So you left me. Yeah you left me.
You left with the couch and you left with the bed.
You?d have left with the dog if the dog wasn?t dead
You left me without a dog-gone thing
Don?t know exactly when you w f b  O f w s ∑ F w à Ñ ent
Cause your boyfriends got my watch
I?d have a drink and forget you both
But he?s also got my scotch

In the family room, I?m all alone
I?d dial a prayer, but there ain?t no phone
The rug is gone, the TV too
And I can only find one shoe


There?s a foul up at the plant.
Got a note from my boss Bob
Seems that you were there this morning
Now you even took my job


But your words, they?re lipsticked on the mirror in red
"So long, sucker. I took the car. P.S. your dog is dead".

So you left me. Yeah you left me.
You left with the couch and you left with the bed.
You?d have left with the dog if the dog wasn?t dead
You left me without a dog-gone thing


You took me for better
You took me for worse
You took me for all that I have