Lyrics

[Intro]
Well hello there, let me tell you today about a personality that I come across
Actually, it's more like a device type, yes, device type
So without further ado, let me tell you about this device type

[Verse 1]
Show me an aggressive bully, I'll show you a scaredy cat
Not offense to cats, but that's a pussy in fact
And no offense to bulls, they're full of bullshit, man
They won't bite; however, they will bite the dust
Don't take them down yourself, they'll do that by themselves
You see these afraid sad sacks like to compensate...
For their lack of dignity with obnoxious traits
They're babies so just ignore them and keep to yourself
Do your thing and stay positive, that will keep you in check

[Chorus]
If you see a big baby who's a mean dumbass
Don't reason with him, reason being he's not even a man
Don't take it personal, you're fine, it's just their evil program
They're not alive; ladies too, this can be even in them

[Verse 2]
It has to do with their upbringing, or programming
They eat the SAD and they poop out sadness
They're fake, even their laugh, now who's laughing?
They're robots, not organisms, no orgasms
They're like the motion-detecting sensor, just make noise
And if you do what you should, you bet they will make more
I invest in myself and not these noisemakers
Focus and concentrate and never on these joy-takers

[Chorus]
If you see a big baby who's a mean dumbass
Don't reason with him, reason being he's not even a man
Don't take it personal, you're fine, it's just their evil program
They're not alive; ladies too, this can be even in them

If you see a big baby who's a mean dumbass
Don't reason with him, reason being he's not even a man
Don't take it personal, you're fine, it's just their evil program
They're not alive; ladies too, this can be even in them

[Verse 3]
They huff and they puff, just don't blow your own house down
Keep it on the other side of town, not where they come around
Some all-talk, no-action bots disguised as people
Long as you let them take their drugs, they'll let you slide by real quick
Keep your cool 'cause these type of fools are always heated
And don't catch the vapors when they're in the hallways steaming
A clean home is no zone for these unwise persons
Let you have an effect on them and not vice versa

[Chorus]
If you see a big baby who's a mean dumbass
Don't reason with him, reason being he's not even a man
Don't take it personal, you're fine, it's just their evil program
They're not alive; ladies too, this can be even in them

If you see a big baby who's a mean dumbass
Don't reason with him, reason being he's not even a man
Don't take it personal, you're fine, it's just their evil program
They're not alive; ladies too, this can be even in them

[Outro]
Well there you have it
I think you are now well aware of this type of person, I mean device
So stay away from this thing, this nasty thing
"Honk honk, beep beep," that's all they do, "honk honk, beep beep beep beep beep beep beep"
That's it, ok, sayonara