Lyrics

Dumb Girl

Of all the girls I?ve kissed,
You?re the loveliest.
And I simply melt when I see you smile.
After all those years of waiting,
I?ve found someone intoxicating.
The trouble is, you talk shit most of the time.

I know you find it appealing
To use herbs and crystal healing
When an aspirin will do.
Sad but true.
When you?re in a situation
You don?t talk to me; you talk to God.
And I find that odd.

I guess you find the real world boring,
And that?s why you?re employing
A Psychic for your cat
- what the hell is that?
Pussy has no desire
To be in communication with the dead;
As long as she?s well fed.

A close examination of the current situation
And I think you could be the one.
Just my luck: I?m inclined towards a girl without a mind
Let?s face it, sweetie:
You?re completely
Dumb.

Last week, I swear I saw you dowsing,
And finding it arousing.
I find it sick
If that?s how you get your kicks.
What were you looking for,
That afternoon beside the garden fence?
Maybe common sense?

I understand the necessity
Of respecting your beliefs,
But it?s getting harder all the time.
You turned my world upside down
But your feet don?t touch the ground!

You know, the dumbest thing about you
Is I can?t live without you!
Though your mind is made of shit,
I love you. Quite a bit.
Guess that the irony
Sails over you head.
You?re spacey; you drive me crazy,
But still you?re mine!