Lyrics

Legal Lunacy by Andy Budd

O.J. Simpson took a knife, slashed Nicole and took her life / and got away with murder when the justice system failed / Martha Stewart sold some stock, made a bunch of money with the tip she got / Then lied to the Fed's & only got 5 months in jail / Justice may be blind, but the rest of us can see / You can get away with murder if you can pay the attorney's fee

IT'S THE LAWYERS AND THE JUDGES AND THE ACLU / INVOLVED IN THIS TIGHT-KNIT CONSPIRACY / FILE A SUIT, FILE A CLAIM, PRETEND THERE'S SOMEBODY ELSE TO BLAME / I'M TELLIN' YA BOYS IT'S LEGAL LUNACY

Bill O'Reilly reported today that some High.School team wanted to pray / At the start of every one of their football games / Well, The ACLU had a fit, They filed a motion and filed a writ, / For some atheist loser looking for 15 minutes of fame / Oh no.....you can't pray, the court will see we get our way / ya gotta sep-ar-ate the church and state

IT'S THE LAWYERS AND THE JUDGES AND THE ACLU / IT'S AN ANTI-GOD CON-SPIR-ACY / FILE A SUIT, FILE A CLAIM, THE MAJORITY HAS NO RIGHTS THESE DAYS / I'M TELLIN' YA BOYS IT'S LEGAL LUNACY

Now somethin' in the world's not right when the lawyers plot and scheme and fight / To keep killers and criminals out there on the street / Or sue some innocent company for their client's own stupidity / It's plain ol'greed and legal lunacy / It's a classic case of the old Catch 22 / You're damned if you don't & you're damned ya if you do

IT'S THE LAWYERS AND THE JUDGES AND THE ACLU / INVOLVED IN THIS TIGHT-KNIT CONSPIRACY / FILE A SUIT, FILE A CLAIM, THE ONE WITH THE MONEY IS THE ONE TO BLAME / I'M TELLIN' YA BOYS IT'S LEGAL LUNACY