Lyrics

Santa needs to lose a pound or two
Santa?s suit is so tight that his face is turning blue
The reindeer can barely pull his sleigh
Rudolph had a hernia just the other day

CHORUS
Holly holly oh my golly
Santa?s belly shakes with jolly
Sleighing through the winter snow
Hohoho he?s gonna blow
Fat, fat, fat he?s so fat ,fat ,fat
He?s so fat ,fat ,fat
Fat Santa Claus

Santa needs to go on Jenny Craig
No more milk and cookies or chocolate and candy canes
Getting off his sleigh is such a chore
He can?t even shimmy down the chimney anymore

I?m sorry Santa you?re just too fat
No more milk and cookies for you
Don?t forget to leave a present under the tree