Lyrics

I get in my car and drive down to the supermarket
Too many handicap signs, I got nowhere else to park it
I walk into the store and realize I forgot my wallet
Two seconds later, there?s a parking ticket on my car
It?s true, can?t take this abuse
What the hell?s the use
I?m coming unglued (I feel like I?m falling to pieces)

I sit at home and smoke a bowl, turn on the television
Flipping through every channel, can?t seem to make a decision
To my surprise my boyfriend?s on America?s Most Wanted
Next thing I know I?m surrounded by the FBI
It?s true, my head?s in a noose
Someone cut me loose
I?m coming unglued (I feel like I?m falling to pieces)

I walk into a bar and order a shot of tequila
Drink myself under the table, craving a cheese quesadilla
A man sits next to me and offers me a hundred dollars
Then he arrests me for soliciting an officer
It?s true, can?t take this abuse
What the hell?s the use
I?m coming unglued (I feel like I?m falling to pieces)