Story Behind The Song
this a parody on the Willie Nelson song
Song Description
Parody of the Willie Nelson song
Song Length |
2:57 |
Genre |
Country - Contemporary, Country - Contemporary |
Tempo |
Non 4/4 |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Subject |
Baby, Children |
Similar Artists |
Willie Nelson, Alan Jackson |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
When babies are born-they all seem to start out the same(or:it's fathers who give them their name)-but if they turn out wrong its mother that gets the blame-its a rough situation thats very confusing at best-but they got to be ready when its time to leave the nest. (chorus) Mothers dont let your cowboys turn out to be babies-teach 'em to swing first and ask questions later-from the time they're in their perambulaer- mothers dont let your cowboys turn out to be babies-tell 'em or=ver and oveer and over again-so when they grow up they'll turn out to be real men. (v.2)moms like to mother-they like to huglittle boys-and its only natural when they buy them sissified toys-its like pulling teeth to get mothers to cut baby curls-they got stuck with cowboys when they kept hoping for girls. (cho)Mothers dont let you cowboys grow p to be babies-wean 'em on moonshine and good old Jack Danielget 'em coon hou ds and pit bulls but no cocker spaniels-mothers dont let you cowboys grow up to be babies-get em footballs and pick-ups but no girly toys-so when they grow up they'll turn out to be good ol' boys.(bridge)dont buy action figures or other sissy stuff-gouve got to start early to train em so they'll grow up tough.(optional lines) get em shotguns and teach em how to be straight shooters-and as soon as they're old enough take em to Hooters.(or)dont feed em sushi, cuscus or tomatoes-just give em red meat and real mashed potatoes(or)dont get em volkswagens or cute motorscooters-get em Harleys and pickups and souped up Barracudas.