Story Behind The Song

Just a warning, that we the Bubble Gum Bandit's of the world will steal what is yours.

Song Description

Watch out for the Bubble Gum Bandits, they will steal your woman, music, and everthing you hold dear.

Lyrics

Bubble gum bandit

I?m a Bubble gum bandit
You can?t stand it
Stick to the groove, nobody better move
I?m a Bubble Gum Bandit
You can?t stand it
Stick to the groove, nobody better move an inch
Your girls got a crush on me, but you don?t know it, Yet
Me and your lady got electricity, fire going on, but she don?t show it, to you
She wants the B to the U to the C to the K to the R to the A
(And your saying no way)
She wants the D to the Y to the L to the A to the N
(baby baller you can say that again)
Jumpin? jahosefat, homey your ho?s so phat
You ain?t got no business with a girl like that
It?s a hold up, fold up, don?t want ta scold ya,
March your ass home like a discharged solider
What did you expect, when the dj played my song
She might not know it now, but I?ll show your girl how to do the wild thing all night long
Alright, I?ma send this out to all the tramps down at the nativity scene
Kockin? daddy out in those designer jeans, I need you to do something for me
(Proceed with) Gimme a one for the dollar that I payed to get in
Two is what I payed for my drink
Three for the way that I like my love, and you can throw in the kitchen sink
Four play
Five for your cab
Six days till I call you again
Seven, eight, nine, I?ma keep for myself,
But I will give you a perfect ten
Bubble gum bandit
You can?t stand it,
Stick to the groove nobody better move
I?ma Bubble gum bandit,
You can?t handle it,
Stick to the groove nobody better move and inch
If that?s your girl tell her please, straighten up and prove it
Tell he she can keep callin me but don?t over do it
She wants the B to the U to the C to the K to the R to the A
(And your saying no way)
She wants the J to the A to the C to the O to the B
Get your girl player, bring her to me
Jumpin? jahosefat, go to the laundry mat
Get some clean socks, and a shirt, and a hat
I?ma suit up, boot up, Bubble gums chewed up, go to mexico and they?ll call you puta
What did you expect, when the dj played my song
She might not know it now, but I?ll show your girl how to do the wild thing all night long
Bubble gum bandit
You can?t stand it,
Stick to the groove nobody better move
I?ma Bubble gum bandit,
You can?t handle it,
Stick to the groove nobody better move and inch
(What you want from a player)