Song Description

Funky Metalrock-song about watching TV all day

Lyrics

Fat Zap


Oh, what a life, I fee. So well
I stay in bed, I´m not like them
So stupid to go to work every day
That´s nothing for me I prefer to stay
I´ve got all I need in every way
I´ve got a big TV and I watch it all
I know what´s going on, hah hah

When I get up at eleven a.m.
Hey, that´s entertainment
I love to watch what happens to the world
With a mug of coffee in my hand
Why in the world should I go outside?
That´s too exhausting and too dangerous
No, no, the world may come and be my guest
I just sit down and watch TV

I´m the king with my big remote control
Hundreds of channels - that´s fat, that´s fun
Right after breakfast I watch a porn
To get going, now the day may come
When I´m in a bad mood I watch the news
I watch the pain, the hunger and the death
No one can cheer me up like a poor
Oh, what a full life I lead

In the afternoon I have a few beers
And watch the talk shows, really cool
I´m quite a guy, with my remote control
I have a look under all the skirts
I never get bored, I´ve got channels enough
A hundred and ten, that´s fat, hah hah

In the evening I get hungry from all the zaps
I have a pizza or two, so I can relax
After that I am in full swing
Until I run out of beer I watch everything
I watch my favourite horror film and go to bed
And can hardly await what the next day will bring