Song Description

A funny, ironic song about a gladiator. Perfect for sports shows!

Lyrics

Gladiator

I'm a gladiator, 'aint no debating
Don't discuss what I'm gonna do
I'm an instigator, and a decimator
I just go ahead and do it to you
I'm super fierce, no false alarmer
Eventually I find a way to pierce your armour
You can't hide once I decide
That you're finished, that you're fried

Throw me to the lions
I'll just come out smilin'
Throw me to the snakes
And you'll see who shakes
You don't how hard I've trained
To keep the people entertained
That's just the way it works
But, this job comes with perks

'Cause I'm tougher than King Kong
More ferocious than Godzilla
Brutaler than Ghengis Kahn
More atrocious than Atilla
I win it all, I never fall
Yea, I know I scare y'all
I'm so completely off the wall
But, I'm having such a ball

I'm a gladiator, no procrastinator
I don't wait around, I just knock you down
My heart is never faint, practice no restraint
When I start to pound, you end up on the ground
The people want to see some killin'
So, I'm ready and I'm willin'
Soon the blood will be spillin'
And it's gonna be so thrillin'


Throw me to the lions
I'll just come out smilin'
Throw me to the snakes
And you'll see who shakes
You don't how hard I've trained
To keep the people entertained
That's just the way it works
But, this job comes with perks


'Cause I'm tougher than King Kong
More ferocious than Godzilla
Brutaler than Ghengis Kahn
More atrocious than Atilla
I win it all, I never fall
Yea, I know I scare y'all
I'm so completely off the wall
But, I'm having such a ball

I'll rush you, and crush you and hush you up
I'll mash you and smash you 'till you've had enough
I'll manipulate ya, I know I irritate ya,
Bottom line man I call your bluff
I was born and bred to fight, so you'd better hold on tight
It's nothing personal, just thought that you should know
That it's just my job to put on a good show

Throw me to the lions
I'll just come out smilin'
Throw me to the snakes
And you'll see who shakes
You don't how hard I've trained
To keep the people entertained
That's just the way it works
But, this job comes with perks

'Cause I'm tougher than King Kong
More ferocious than Godzilla
Brutaler than Ghengis Kahn
More atrocious than Atilla
I win it all, I never fall
Yea, I know I scare y'all
I'm so completely off the wall
But, I'm having such a ball

Throw me to the lions
I'll just come out smilin'
Throw me to the snakes
And you'll see who shakes
You don't how hard I've trained
To keep the people entertained
That's just the way it works
But, this job comes with perks


copyright© 2010 Carolyn Baron, Mark Jeffrey Bos, Derrick Cunningham, and Bruce Todd Larsen