Story Behind The Song
What would you say to your ex-girlfriend to get her back/ This guy is so desparate, he will say anything!
Song Description
There is no way she is going to go back with a crazy like him and I think he kind of knows it, even if he does sound a little like weird Al
| Song Length |
2:27 |
Genre |
Pop - Alternative, Rock - Alternative |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Moving, Hysterical |
Subject |
Dysfunctional Relations, Breaking Up |
| Similar Artists |
The White Stripes, Weird Al Yankovic |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
If I cried a million tears would you come back to me?
If I ate a million quarters would you see the change in me?
If I jumped out in front of a garbage truck and was flattened down like a hockey puck
If I stepped on a land mine would you be mine again?
No, I didn't think so
If I won a million dollars would you then want me?
Hey, If I became a big rock star would you be my groupy?
If I wrote a famous book would you read it with me?
Or would you just wait until it came out on tv?
If I swam the Indian Ocean would you come to sea?
No I didn't think so
I would eat a hundred gallons of rhinoceros puke
Jump out of an airplane without a chute
I would bathe in toxic waste or give a hurricane a whirl
If you would come back and be my girl
No, I really didn't think so
If I unscrewed a light bulb and stuck my tongue inside
Would it turn you on to watch me hop around till I died?
If I took out a gun and blew out my brains would you want me back, or would you spit on my remains
No. I really didn't think so.
I would grab up a knife and give you my heart
I would cut off my ears or poke my eye with a dart
I would bathe in toxic waste or give a hurricane a whirl
If you would come back and be my girl
No, I didn't think so