Lyrics

Well there?s four beers gone and I?m a six pack?s worth of wasted.
I only meant to get a buzz, but I ended up getting pasted.
And this warm flat beer?s about the worst I ever tasted, oh lord.
Yeah there?s four beers gone and I?m a six pack?s worth of wasted.

A woman I once knew, she went and broke my heart in two.
I did not think it would turn out that way.
I gave her all I had, but all she?d let me feel was bad.
I think I?ll call her on the phone and say:

Well there?s eight beers gone and I?m a cold case?s worth of wasted.
I only meant to get a buzz, but I ended up getting pasted.
And this warm flat beer?s about the worst I ever tasted, oh lord.
Yeah there?s eight beers gone and I?m a cold case?s worth of wasted.

Last week I lost my job, and now I?m living like a slob.
I sit around and watch T.V. all day.
The unemployment line is where I go to get what?s mine
And happiness is just a game I play.

Well there?s twelve beers gone and I?m a whole case?s worth of wasted.
I only meant to get a buzz, but I ended up getting pasted.
And this warm flat beer?s about the worst I ever tasted, oh lord.
Yeah there?s twelve beers gone and I?m a whole case?s worth of wasted.

The road?s a lonely life. Some day I guess I?ll get a wife,
But that white line just stretches on and on.
My thumb?s up in the air, but folks don?t stop ?cause folks don?t care.
And no one wants to hear me sing my song.

Well there?s four beers gone and I?m a six pack?s worth of wasted.
I only meant to get a buzz, but I ended up getting pasted.
And this warm flat beer?s about the worst I ever tasted, oh lord.
Yeah there?s four beers gone and I?m a six pack?s worth of wasted.
Yeah there?s four beers gone and I?m a six pack?s worth of wasted.