Song Description

tongue-in-cheek, funny, light, potentially contraversial in a silly way

Lyrics

I can't do my checkbook, cuz it makes me feel unbalanced
and getting out of bed by noon is such a challenge
Don't wanna skimp and budget, there's no need to bother
when my credit cards declined, I'll simply get another

I know I may sound simple, but I'm not
I'm just a princess in disguise and I've been caught

The fact I'm finding so hard to accept,
Is that I'm just a girl who's meant to be......Kept

I'm not much for cleaning, but I kind of like the soaps
Tried to get a day job, but I just couldn't cope
The world owes me nothing, but I sort of think it should
Cuz? I'm not really lazy, just so misunderstood

I know I may sound simple, but I'm not
I'm just a princess in denial and I've been caught

The fact I'm finding so hard to accept,
Is that I'm just a girl who's meant to be......Kept

Don't wanna' be a martyr and dress up in a suit
I'd rather pay for dinner with someone else's loot
Go on and fight your wars, got battles of my own
I wanna? sit at home like royalty on my throne

The fact I'm finding so hard to accept,
Is that I'm just a girl who's meant to be
Eating chocolate in my home
In a white dress on the phone......Kept