Story Behind The Song
At a poetry party a bald headed guy who wears wire rim glasses looks around the room at the pretty girls and he tells me that he is here to make me look good. I thought it to be a funny title.
Song Description
Lyrics are the story of a man who is bald, fat in the middle, short, and has a small unit. With all these things the girl he is trying to woo would be better off with him because he can make her look good by his short comings.
| Song Length |
3:30 |
Genre |
Country - Rock, Country - Alternative |
| Tempo |
Tempo Undefined |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Hysterical, Exultant |
Subject |
Silliness, County |
| Similar Artists |
Tim Mcgraw, Bob Dylan |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
If you?ll find a Man to run with who has infirmities
So if your standing with him you?ll be shining like a queen
If you run with short people your bound to be the tallest
Or maybe some big fat ones so that you can be the smallest
Always try to be the best at everything
So if their looking gal you gotta make a scene
I?ve tried to explain it bout the best I could
I?ve been thinking lately I?m just here to make you look good
I know my feet are big and I?m fat in the middle
I ain?t to tall at all
and up top my hair has fizzled
I walk like a peacock people think its funny
better stay with me I can make you look good honey
If you?ll pick out friends that are all damn dummies
So when your talking to those fools you?ll sound so friggin funny
You want to travel with a guy you know cant even wiggle
So when your dancing with him you can shake it in the middle
I know i ain?t to handsome and I don?t dress so fine
but if you hang with me I?m gonna make you shine
I?ve tried to explain it bout the best I could
I?ve been thinking lately I?m just here to make you look good
I know my feet are big and I?m fat in the middle
I ain?t to tall at all
and I stu stu studer just a little
I walk like a peacock people think its funny
better stay with me I can make you look good honey
If you find a man to run with who?s back is kind of bent
and if you look down his pants to see it you?ll have to sqent
you?ll never have to worry what other women would do
unless their trying to find a man to make um stand out too
wouldn?t that be crazy if it was the hip way to be,
to be the kind of a man with all these infirmities
I?ve tried to explain it bout the best I could
I?ve been thinking lately I?m just here to make you look good
I know my feet are big and I?m fat in the middle
I ain?t to tall at all
and up top my hair has fizzled
I walk like a peacock it looks sort of funny
better stay with me I can make you look good honey