Lyrics

Every single weekday the tube is filled with re-runs
Snoopy and the Flintstones; I've seen 'em all before
Movies from the twenties that they don't even talk in
But I ain't got that problem anymore

Oprah Winfrey, My Angel of the airwaves
Oprah Winfrey, I love your TV show
Oprah Winfrey, My Angel of the airwaves
Oprah Winfrey, I love your TV show

I've had my fill of sitcoms and soaps I can't keep track of
Fights on Jerry Springer; bad news on CNN
And all them politicians who flap their jaws on CSPAN
I don't think I can take much more of them

Oprah Winfrey, My Angel of the airwaves
Oprah Winfrey, I love your TV show
Oprah Winfrey, My Angel of the airwaves
Oprah Winfrey, I love your TV show

I don't care much 'bout football or who wins on survivor
I don't play wheel of fortune; don't mind what Simon says
I only need my Oprah, and that's my final answer
If it weren't for her I might just stay in bed

Oprah Winfrey, My Angel of the airwaves
Oprah Winfrey, I love your TV show
Oprah Winfrey, My Angel of the airwaves
Oprah Winfrey, I love your TV show

I just don't think I'd make it without my daily dosage
Of top picks from the book club or help from Dr. Phil
And there just ain't no reason to ever change the channel
And I don't guess there never ever will

Oprah Winfrey, My Angel of the airwaves
Oprah Winfrey, I love your TV show
Oprah Winfrey, My Angel of the airwaves
Oprah Winfrey, I love your TV show