Lyrics

A COUPLE BEERS AGO
© Words and Music:
Cindy Howard/Donna Aylor/Wake Eastman

A couple beers ago
I was headed home to you
When I bumped into ole Crazy Jim
He said " Let me buy you a brew"
And I just couldn't bear to see him drink alone
Things were a whole lot clearer
A couple beers ago

A couple beers ago
I had a pocket full of cash
But Wendy she keeps on winking
Ev'ry time she fills my glass
She calls me Honey , 'n takes my money 'n I lay down the dough
That girl looked a whole lot better than she did
A couple beers ago


With ev'ry swaller I get a little taller
'Til I'm bullet proof
Once I get to going there ain't no slowin'
Cause one more just won't do

A couple beers ago
I was meek as a lamb
You'd never catch me singing
"Achy Breaky" without the band
And ev'rybody said "Boy , oh you put on quite a show"
I used to be a nobody
A couple beers ago

A couple beers ago
I'd still have my front tooth
I wouldn't have picked a fight
I'd be home loving up to you
But now I'm 86'd out here cuz you threw me out the door
Yeah I was a pretty good Joe
A couple beers ago

Tag:
Now I'm sleeping on the front porch
Out here in the cold
I used to have it all
A couple beers ago

Oh Lord my head hurts