Song Description
Comedy song about a Homer simpson type guy and his wife and kids
| Song Length |
3:24 |
Genre |
Country - Alternative |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Cheerful, Disconcerted |
Subject |
Comedy, Funny, Dysfunctional Relations |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
I Call her Love at night (words and music by Edward Higgins )
Well I cough like a frog and I drink like a fish I frequent every bar I see
And I can drink wine like you?ve never seen it drunk before
I?ve got a wife at home she a?int got no teeth
I call her gums cause it?s neat
yeah she crinkles up laughing every time I do
Well she calls me Joe although my name is George
And the kids would tease at that
I kick their behinds it changes their points of view
But I?d say all n all I?m a happy man
I got my wife nine kids and my home sweet home
And I don?t think I?ll ever be blue
(Chorus)
I call her love at night cause she can make it right
She can hold me close the way a woman should
I call her love at night cause she can make it right
And she gets up every morning with the kids too
Well last Saturday night at the local bar I was accosted by a beauty queen there
She was 44 32 44 around the chest
Well she said ?Hey boy I think you?re kinda cute and
Anything she can do I can do too?
Well I was amazed I can tell you my wife was there
Now I said my wife is only half you?re size
She aint got no teeth and got turns in her eyes
But through and through I think she?s better than you I do!
(chorus)
Well I think I?ll give up this life of sin and drink
And settle down with the family
Yeah maybe learn some of the kids names an that
I?ll buy a new set of teeth an make her feel real proud
Get her eyes fixed at least the one on the right
for that;s the one that dosent know what to do
But I?d say all n all I?m a happy man got my wife ten kids and my home sweet home
I don?t think I?ll ever be blue
(chorus)