Story Behind The Song
Best place to meet girls? Try the grocery store, meats or canned goods. Hair products work too : )
Song Description
Women love a man with a shopping cart - it is a proven fact....
| Song Length |
2:48 |
Genre |
Pop - Alternative, Rock - Alternative |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Delighted, Exultant |
Subject |
Attracted, Crush, Love at First Sight |
| Similar Artists |
Alice Cooper, Frank Zappa |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Shopping Cart
© 2008 Eric Henderson
Intro
Attention shoppers, we have a special on meat
Big hunks of burly red meat...
Women love a man with a shopping cart
A shopping cart
It's a one way ticket to their heart
The women love a man with a shopping cart
Women love a man with a shopping cart
A shopping cart
It's a one way ticket to their heart
(It's a one way ticket, straight into their heart)
Verse
It's off the hook
When I go to the grocery store
And the women give me the look
So I hang around a little bit more
Putting numbers in my book
Until my fingers get sore
And still they linger
And wink
Their lips are soft and pink
Verse
And so I head
To the isle with shampoo
And I act so helpless
"Hey baby what do you use?"
It's just like fishin'
In an overstocked swimming pool (hey)
I could go crazy
And get lazy
The secret is out!
Chorus
Women love a man with a shopping cart
With a shopping cart
It's a one way ticket to their heart
The women love a man with a shopping cart
Women love a man with a shopping cart
With a shopping cart
It's a one way ticket to their heart
Solo
Verse
Now I'm having sex (sex, sex, havin' sex, lotsa sex)
Almost every afternoon
When the hubby gets home
I'm back in the frozen foods
With a lady saying
"Check my greens and my turnips too" (yeah)
I can't stand it
My testes
Are workin' overtime
Chorus
Women love a man with a shopping cart
A shopping cart
It's a one way ticket to their heart
The women love a man with a shopping cart
Women love a man with a shopping cart
A shopping cart
It's a one way ticket to their heart
(It's a one way ticket, straight into their heart)
Alt Chorus
They love to see a man strut down the meat isle
Pushin' that shopping cart makes the women smile
Give them an inch and they'll take half a mile
Outro
Attention shoppers, we have a special in lingerie
A special in lingerie, for the next ten minutes, Thank you...