Lyrics

You've got shampoo in your hair
And you show up to work with a smirk
You don't care that you're besmirching your cause
Worse than that yesterday's shirt

I don't fault your actions
It's your attitude I take issue with
You're blazing a pattern
It's not an isolated incident
Maybe you'll find someone to be the butt of your jokes
But you can't expect it from everyone

You've got toothpaste on your pants
A sure sign you brushed behind the wheel
When you made your escape, how much shame did you feel?
This one-night stand isn't an office first

I don't fault your actions
It's your attitude I take issue with
You're blazing a pattern
It's not an isolated incident
Maybe you'll find someone to be the butt of your jokes
But you can't expect it from everyone

We used to have booze at all the office parties
But then you would get drunk and pretend to lose your inhibitions
I think you take pleasure in gaining an advantage
In taking advantage
In making advances

I don't fault your actions
It's your attitude I take issue with
You're blazing a pattern
It's not an isolated incident
Maybe you'll find someone to be the butt of your jokes
But you can't expect it from everyone