Song Description
NOVELTY SONG ABOUT A GUY RUNNING AN ADD IN THE PERSONALS, IN HOPE THAT SOMEONE WILL HOOK UP WITH HIS EX-WIFE AND GET HER OFF HIS BACK
| Song Length |
2:59 |
Genre |
Country - Rock, Rock - Classic |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Subject |
Fun |
Language |
English |
Lyrics
DOUBLEWIDE SINGLE WOMAN
YOU CAN FIND HER AT THE TOUCH-O-CLASS TRAILER PARK LOT 99
SHE'LL BE THE ONE THAT WHISTLES LIKE A SAILOR WHEN YOU DRIVE BY
SHE'S A DSW FULL OF TNT , ISO A BREATH'N MAN ASAP
IS ANYBODY OUT THERE LOOK'N FOR A DOUBLEWIDE SINGLE WOMAN?
SHE COMES WITH A QUARTER ACRE RIGHT BEHIND THE DRIVE-IN SHOW
YOU CAN SEE IT FROM HER TRAILER TOP AND HEAR IT ON THE RADIO
SHE LIKES HER WWF RIGHT IN HER FACE AND SHE'S A MEMBER OF THE AHBA
IS ANYBODY OUT THERE LOOK'N FOR A DOUBLEWIDE SINGLE WOMAN?
CAUSE WHEN SHE AIN'T ON MY BACK
SHE'S STAND'N OUT IN MY FRONT YARD
WAKE'N UP THE NEIGHBORS WITH HER CARRYING ON
ABOUT HOW I BROKE HER HEART
BUT I'M REALLY NOT A BAD GUY TO GET TO KNOW
I'LL TRY TO BE A GOOD EX-HUSBAND IN LAW
IS ANYBODY OUT THERE LOOK'N FOR A DOUBLEWIDE SINGLE WOMAN?
HELP WANTED, MISCELLANEOUS, ROOMMATES AND WOMAN SEEKS MAN
I'D LIKE TO RUN THIS AD IN ALL OF THE ABOVE PLEASE MA'AM
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA THANK YOU, GO AHEAD AND RUN IT IN THE LOST AND FOUND TOO
SAY IS ANYBODY OUT THERE LOOK'N FOR A DOUBLEWIDE SINGLE WOMAN?
WHEN SHE AIN'T ON MY BACK
SHE'S STAND'N OUT IN MY FRONT YARD
WAKE'N UP THE NEIGHBORS WITH HER CARRY'N ON
ABOUT HOW I BROKE HER HEART
BUT I'M REALLY NOT A BAD GUY TO GET TO KNOW
I'LL TRY TO BE A GOOD EX-HUSBAND IN LAW
IS ANYBODY OUT THERE LOOK'N FOR A DOUBLEWIDE SINGLE WOMAN?
© GC GILMAN 888-590-2797
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