Story Behind The Song

THIS SONG WAS INSPIRED BY A MIDNIGHT TRIP TO THE BATHROOM

Song Description

WACKY INSANITY CHANNELLED INTO A COMEDIC BARRAGE OF MUSICAL CACOPHONY AND LYRICAL SUBSTANCE ABUSE

Lyrics

I STEPPED ON SOMETHING STICKY ON THE FLOOR MA
I DON?T THINK THAT IT WAS THERE BEFORE MA
I HOPE THAT THERE ISN?T ANYMORE MA
OF THAT SOMETHING STICKY ON THE FLOOR

I FELT SOMETHING THAT?S GOOEY ON THE DOOR MA
I DON?T THINK THAT IT WAS THERE BEFORE MA
I HOPE THAT THERE ISN?T ANYMORE MA
OF THAT SOMETHING GOOEY ON THE DOOR

WE DON?T THINK OUR BROTHER PUT IT THERE BCUZ HE?S DEAD
WE KILLED HIM WITH HIS POCKET KNIFE CUZ OF WHAT HE SAID
WE DIDN?T REALLY LIKE IT SO WE STUCK IT IN HIS HEAD
BUT NOW WE WISH WE HADN?T CUZ HE?S STINKING UP THE BED

I SMELL SOME FUNKY ODORS IN THE FRIDGE MA
IT WAS ON THE PLATE USED BY YOUR COUSIN MIDGE MA
I COULDN?T TELL SO I TASTED JUST A SMIDGE
NOW I KNOW THERE?S FUNKY ODORS IN THE FRIDGE

HONEY!!??!! WE HAVE CHILDREN WE COULD BLAME
TO ME THEY?RE SUSPECTS ALL THE SAME
YOU SAY THEY ARE SO PURE SO INNOCENT AND SO DEMURE
CHECK THEY?RE FINGERS YOU WILL SEE FURRY DIRT THERE FROM LAST WEEK
OR CHECK BEHIND THEY?RE EARS AND GO AND SEE WHAT?S LEFT FROM YEARS AGO
THEY HAVE NAMED AND PETTED IT, TRAINED AND DRESSED IT UP IN THEIR SUNDAY BEST

I KNOW YOU THINK THEY?RE ANGELS I DO TOO DEAR
ONLY WHEN THEY?RE COOKED IN STEW WITH BEER!!

OR SAUTÉED LIGHTLY ON THE STOVE WITH BUTTERED GARLIC FROM A CLOVE
LET?S HELP THEM KEEP THOSE SOLID GOLD REPUTATIONS
& WE WILL BLAME THEM FOR ALL THOSE SITUATIONS
FOR WHICH WE HAVE NO VIA-BLE EXPLANATION
FOR OUR DUTY TO THE NATION
AND THE COMMUNITY AS A WHOLE WILL BE MUCH BETTER OFF YOU KNOW
I?LL FOLLOW YOUR LEAD JUST TONIGHT, YOU GET THE KNIFE I?LL TIE THEM TIGHT

ALL RIGHT YOU?RE RIGHT DEAR
IF IT?S LOVING THAT THEY CRAVE THEN
I DON?T THINK WE SHOULD DEPRAVE THEM
GIVE THEM ATTENTION THEY DESERVE
GIVE THEM SOME PUNISHMENTS TO SERVE
I REALLY DON?T CARE HOW I JUST WANT YOU TO DO IT NOW
WHILE I GO OFF AND PLAY SOME GOLF