Song Description

Being On vacation...away from it all

Lyrics

I?m On Vacation

I packed my bags the night before, just waiting for the mornin? of the trip
Then at the airport downed a couple cups of coffee burned my lip
These plastic chairs I?m forced to sit on while I wait have made me sore
I think I?ll walk around and check out all the freaks about to board

In just a minute I?ll be in the sky and on my way
Inside this tubular sensation soaring toward a sunny day

I?m on vacation
Not gonna touch a telephone, send a fax go to work or need a chaperone
I?m on vacation
Gonna leave my problems all behind, get a room, hit the beach and watch the girls go by

Now that I?m on the beach, the sun is makin bacon of my face
On my third dacquiri, a takeaway, a total mind erase
It seems so strange to not have any kind of worries on my brain
The bills can wait, hold all my calls, the forecast doesn?t call for rain

For just a couple days I?m gonna keep reality in check
So starting now I?m gonna chill out from my zorries to my neck

I?m on vacation
Not gonna touch a telephone, send a fax go to work or need a chaperone
I?m on vacation
Gonna leave my problems all behind, get a room, hit the beach and watch the girls go by

The bubble bursts, I?m slogging thru my day gig, makin toothpicks outta logs
Thought I was flyin with the seagulls, but I?m sweatin with the dogs
I hear those pounding feet approaching from behind to rag on me
I think I better cool em off and let em wear my dacquiri

Some day I?m gonna see, there?s so much more to life than this
But till I find the truth, I?m hangin in vacationary bliss

I?m on vacation
Not gonna touch a telephone, send a fax go to work or need a chaperone
I?m on vacation
Gonna leave my problems all behind, get a room, hit the beach and watch the girls go by 4X