Teaching Insects About Glass

Song Description

Humourous, yet sad look at why Insects don't know what glass is and keep trying to get through it.Also their tendency to "dive bomb" ones drink, often killing themselves in the process.

Song Length 3:35 Genre Pop - Alternative, Pop - Easy Listening
Tempo Fast (151 - 170) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Jovial, Poignant Subject Insects, Change
Language English Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Teaching Insects About Glass

Words and Music © Grant Davis 2009

They fly in through the door
And hover at the window like nosey neighbours
And then they fall to the floor,
dying with their friends and their close relations

Woh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
why can't they ask
I'd love to teach the insects about glass


They fly in to my tea
There's no chance of survival
They're dead on arrival
When I feel like another cup
I pucker my lips,
but another one's chancing it's luck


Woh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
why can't they ask
I'd love to teach the insects
skip-jacked, bumble-beed insects
The Queen of Spain fritillary
about glass
Woh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
I'd love to teach the insects about glass

But watch out for those dirty flies
they love a mess
they like to lay their eggs in animal carcasses
It's not a pleasant thing to do
But just remember there's a lot more of them than you


They fly onto my pen
The metallic colour is attracting them
They try to consumate
The pen is willing,
but the bee can't pollinate

Woh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
why can't they ask
I'd love to teach the insects
skip-jacked, bumble-beed insects
Red-necked sexton insects
The Queen of Spain fritillary
about glass

Woh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
I'd love to teach the insects about glass

Lyrics Grant Davis Music Grant Davis
Producer Grant Davis Performance Grant Davis, Jeremy Colthup, Alex Rawlinson
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