Story Behind The Song

The song is about a gay man's supposedly straight male best friend who, while wearing boxer shorts, comes onto his gay best friend's husband - asking to be penetrated - while he (the gay best friend) is away. Husband rejects straight best friend who then threatens husband that if he tells anyone what transpired, the supposedly straight best friend can have someone hurt the husband because the supposedly straight best friend used to work for the italian mafia. How:s that for a subject matter? Ridiculous but true heinous story masquerading as a very catchy pop song lol

Song Description

The song is about a gay man's supposedly straight male best friend who, while wearing boxer shorts, comes onto his gay best friend's husband - asking to be penetrated - while he (the gay best friend) is away. Husband rejects straight best friend who then threatens husband that if he tells anyone what transpired, the supposedly straight best friend can have someone hurt the husband because the supposedly straight best friend used to work for the italian mafia. How:s that for a subject matter? Ridiculous but true heinous story masquerading as a very catchy pop song lol

Lyrics

Boxer shorts bottom
And the Italian mafia
You coveted your best friend's man
You want what you can't have
But you went for it anyway
So careless with your intent

Did you think I'd never find out
Delusion is a big mistake
For the one who's gonna cry out
When he goes and loses everything

Never in my life
Did my love turn to such disdain
Went from wanting
To protect you
Now I'm looking forward
To the pain

I want you to feel
Oh loyal friend
My loyal friend
It's real
This world I've given you
I'm gonna take back... gurl

Boxer shorts bottom
And the Italian mafia
You coveted your best friend's man
You want what you can't have
But you went for it anyway
So careless with your intent

Did you really think he'd try out
A spiritually empty shell
Was it me you wished to be - ouch! -
While laying on his bed
All by yourself
Gurl

Boxer Shorts Bottom... Oh...
Boxer Shorts Bottom

So...
He didn't give you
What you wanted
Still you tried
To entice him with your drugs
And bring him down
To your depraved world
But his rejection was sound

And in the comfort
Of this good man's home
You threatened him
If he said a word
You used to work
For the Italian Mafia?
Well... guess what gurl?

Most of our neighbors know
Oh yes they know
Most of our neighbors know
Oh yes they know
That you're the boxer shorts bottom
And you deserve this
You know you really do

Boxer shorts bottom
And the Italian mafia
You coveted your best friend's man
You want what you can't have
But you went for it anyway
So careless with your intent

Did you think I'd never find out
Delusion is a big mistake
For the one who's gonna cry out
When he goes and loses everything
Gurl

Boxer shorts bottom
And the Italian mafia
You coveted your best friend's man
You want what you can't have
But you went for it anyway
So careless with your intent

Did you really think he'd try out
A spiritually empty shell
Was it me you wished to be - ouch! -
While laying on his bed
All by yourself
Gurl

Oh Boxer Shorts Bottom!

Your betrayal spits shame on you... gurl

You wore comic book boxers
That design I'm sure it really was cute... gurl