Lyrics

I?ll tell a tale of Those Guys that happens every night
Rosy got the dog walk, FLH?s hair is combed just right
Kleppe?s being classic and Oly wants a fight
Helgi?s falling down the boys are drinking, getting? tight

And we?ll get tight, tight, tight, like a Newfie on screech when he?s down on his luck
He gets tight, tight, tight, when you start to black out and you don?t give a fuck
And get tight, tight, tight, as long as there?s beers to be had all are glad
And bet no one complains ?til the tap has been drained

Woody?s drinking doubles and Bryant?s turning white
Looking left and talking to the guy that?s on the right
T-bone?s in his boxers, Otsuka?s filled with fright
Knapps under the wagon, everybody?s getting tight

And we?ll get tight, tight, tight, like a Newfie on screech when he?s down on his luck
He gets tight, tight, tight, when you start to black out and you don?t give a fuck
And get tight, tight, tight, as long as there?s beers to be had all are glad
And bet no one complains ?til the tap has been drained

Chaddy?s full of whiskey and Lloyd is quite a sight
Crumper he don?t drink but now he?s higher than a kite
Macleod is feeling restless and Shawn?s in beater wife
From Toon town out to Calgary they?re drinking getting tight

And we?ll get tight, tight, tight, like a Newfie on screech when he?s down on his luck
He gets tight, tight, tight, when you start to black out and you don?t give a fuck
And get tight, tight, tight, as long as there?s beers to be had all are glad
And bet no one complains ?til the tap has been drained

The glass is almost empty, the darkness turns to light
So come and have a round with me and tip another pint
The stomachs full of barley, the whiskey has a bite
We?ll turn the clock to 5, it?s happy hour getting tight

And we?ll get tight, tight, tight, like a Newfie on screech when he?s down on his luck
He gets tight, tight, tight, when you start to black out and you don?t give a fuck
And get tight, tight, tight, as long as there?s beers to be had all are glad
And bet no one complains ?til the tap has been drained