Lyrics

What would you do if was offered to you, a million reasons you can prove
If you?ll stand trial innocent
Toss in the dice and await the reply, a jury of 12 peers will decide
If or not behind steel bars all your days are to be spent
What would you do if you come up to me, I offer you a million dreams
To masturbate in front of mom and dad
You walk in the room with your cock in your, say ?trust me you don?t understand
It?ll only hurt for a minute, you?ll be glad?

Money can?t buy everything you need
Some things can?t be taken back for greed
I don?t wanna think of all the places I will never go
Or walking up to a bank machine that?s never saying no
To all the things that money can it buy the freedom that is spent on life by me?

What would you do that you never believed, a one for a million fantasy
Put one in a gun with your best friend
If it?s a click that you?re lucky to hear, I?ll buy beers for the next 30 years
And we will never, ever speak of it again
What would you do for a life full of ease, a million retrospective pleas
Cut off any limb you wish to lose
If it?s your left hand they?ll call you righty, Captain Hook he was still pretty mighty
But you?ll never juggle again if so you choose

Money can?t buy everything you need
Some things can?t be taken back for greed
I don?t wanna think of all the places I will never go
Or walking up to a bank machine that?s never saying no
To all the things that money can it buy the freedom that is spent on life by me?

What would you do if you stumbled on chance, million the minutes of no tuning back
Make yourself a 10 year castaway
Losing your mind cause you?re always alone, talking to Elvis on your phony phone
And if you make it back, who knows if you?ll be insane
What would you do if right out of thin air, I said you could be a millionaire
Tattoo ?child molester? on your forehead
Drive up to someone you know is a stranger, poke your head out of your old Ford Ranger
And ask where a playground full of kids is at

Money can?t buy everything you need
Some things can?t be taken back for greed
I don?t wanna think of all the places I will never go
Or walking up to a bank machine that?s never saying no
To all the things that money can it buy the freedom that is spent on life by me?