Song Description

Christmas time is not always a "Merry" time...this song will show you why.

Lyrics

Each year at Christmas
We are sure that you abhor
Returning presents you don't want
To a couple dozen stores

Drive to the mall now
Even though it's far away
To return the presents you don't like
It'll take up your whole day

It's hard to find a parking space for which many compete
And then face surly sales clerks who insist on a receipt

Then there are items
That you have to send by mail
Requiring a separate trip
With the hassle that entails

At the post office
The lines are miles long
When you get to the front the clerk tells you
That the label is all wrong

You summon UPS to come and pray you'll get no static
Then you find you have no box to pack that Veg-O-Matic

Keep all the gift cards
If you lose them you'll go nuts
'Cause you have to send those thank you notes
Or they'll think you're a putz

To throw out all the wrappings,
You'll need a clever plan
'Cause you're absolutely out of space
In all your garbage cans

By now you are a basket case and just need a break
You take an asprin and lie down to cure that bad headache

Enjoy your Christmas
The revelry and laughter
'Cause the pain and suffering begin
On the very next day after