Lyrics

Pluto?s Not a Planet Anymore

!!Currently being heard in planetariums around the world!!

Since 1930, quite a run
It was always the smallest one,
And oh so distant from the sun
But Pluto?s not a planet anymore

Astronomers who had a look
Said ?go re-write your science book?
They gave it the celestial hook
Now Pluto?s not a planet anymore

Listen James and Janet
Some experts said to can it
Now Pluto?s not a planet
No, Pluto?s not a planet
Anymore

Uranus may be famous
But Mercury?s feeling hot
For Pluto was a planet,
And somehow now it?s not

Neptune?s nervous, Saturn?s sad,
And jumpin? Jupiter is hoppin? mad
Eight remain of nine we had
Pluto?s not a planet anymore

They held the meeting here on Earth
Mars and Venus proved their worth
But puny Pluto lacked the girth
So Pluto?s not a planet anymore

Listen James and Janet
Some experts said to can it
Now Pluto?s not a planet
No, Pluto?s not a planet
Anymore

They met in Prague and voted
Now Pluto?s been demoted
Oh, Pluto?s not a planet anymore