Song Description
The humorous untold story of Rudolph's rise to fame and fall from grace.
| Song Length |
3:51 |
Genre |
Unique - Holiday |
Lyrics
Rudolph Loved the Ladies (and Rudolph Loved the Rum)
You've heard he saved the fat man's rear
One foggy Christmas Eve
He soon resigned and gave his spot
To Donder's nephew Steve
Then Rudolph flew to Hollywood
And Rudolph made the scene
He hoofed around with you-know-who
When she was just nineteen
His nose shined red from drinking then
It's sad what he'd become
For Rudolph loved the ladies
And Rudolph loved the rum
With paparazzi on his tail
And mischief on his mind
'ol Rudolph partied day and night
His spirit unconfined
He flew around at such a pace
That something had to change
Then Rudolph went to rehab
With the DTs and the mange
His nose shined red from drinking then
It's sad what he'd become
For Rudolph loved the ladies
And Rudolph loved the rum
Rudolph got the Oscar nod
One year after he found God
But Reverend Rudolph fell from grace
And then last week he lost the race
They held a service in his name
Dasher said we're all to blame
A dead deer in a motel room
Blitzen's words adorn his tomb
His nose shined red from drinking then
It's sad what he'd become
For Rudolph loved the ladies
And Rudolph loved the rum