Story Behind The Song

Love is all around, in many shapes and forms. No bull intended.

Song Description

A pastoral love story sang in two different languages

Lyrics

Won't you be my bovine Valentine
We could graze together on the meadow
'neath the bright sunshine
and I'll be waiting for you
when it's milking time
So won't you be
my Bovine Valentine

I'm the only bull 'round here
it's what they feed me for
But with all those other cows
it's just a job and nothing more
Every night I go to sleep and dream
you'll wake up in heat
and be
My Bovine Valentine

So won't you be my bovine Valentine
Locking lips swapping cuds
you'd be my main Holstein
and I'll be waiting for you
when it's milking time
So won't you be
my Bovine Valentine

See that heifer cross the yard
He's growing mighty strong
Yeah he's got your spots
and he's got my horns
Soon he'll want to take my place
and I'll end up as steaks

(spoken)
Of course this is a true story I'm telling
but it's a translation and I might have gotten a couple of the words wrong
Maybe I'll try and sing it for you
in the original vernacular
Let me think a second,
I think it goes something like this

Mooo moo moo mooo
mooo moo moo moo moo ....