Lyrics

Irresistible Narcissist

Lyrics: polly Tuckett
Music: Jerome Curel



You are my advisor, you are my greatest friend
You take me to your parties suggest kindly that I blend
While you mingle with your lovers past and future without end
I watch you laugh and dance and touch pretend it’s all pretend

There’s something about you you’re irresistible

You sit painting eggs with a fine horse hair brush
The kitchen is thick with a sickening Hush
Which I break to off-load on you my heavy heady crush
Your eyes are cow-eyed pity and my dreams are mush

There’s something about you you’re irresistible

I tell you that I love you and you tell me to be quiet
Your modesty is lavish it’s enough to start a riot
How could anyone love my you ask I’m not even on a diet
But I catch you grinning in the glass you know that I won’t buy it

There’s something about you you’re irresistible

You speak like a diva and you sing like a bird
When people are around you, you preface all you words
With a cough that means shut up I demand to be heard
I know you’re a turd but my love is absurd