Lyrics

EVERY WOMAN NEEDS A WIFE!!

WHO IN HEAVEN DO I CALL TO CHANGE MY LIFE STYLE?
I?D LOVE A MANS? LIFE JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE
WHY SHOULD THE WOMAN ALWAYS MAKE THINGS GO?
WHY CAN?T IT BE HER JACK, BILL OR JOE?

CHORUS

EVERY WOMAN NEEDS A WIFE TO PICK UP AFTER HER IN LIFE
TO COOK AND CLEAN AND DO SO LIKE MEN SHE CAN CHOOSE AND SNOOZE
WHERE DO I FIND A WIFE? WHERE DO I GO?
I ONLY HOPE THE GOOD LORD WILL SOON LET ME KNOW

PLEASE UNDERSTAND I DON?T WANT TO BE A MAN
BUT NO WOMAN IS BORN HOLDING A FRYING PAN
MEN ARE THE REASON OUR WORK IS NEVER DONE
WHAT MAKES A MAN LIKE EVERY OTHER MOTHERS? SON?

REPEAT CHORUS

I GUESS GOD MADE MEN FROM ONLY ONE DESIGN
IF GOD MAKES ANOTHER WE?LL ALL GET IN LINE
AND MEN THEY WON?T CHANGE THEY LOVE THE STATUS QUO
WILL THE LORD BORN A MAN HELP? OH LORD I HOPE SO!

REPEAT CHORUS and this line I KNOW EVERY WOMAN NEEDS A WIFE! then fade

Joe Pickering Jr. Songwriter King of the Road Music BMI publisher and copyright owner

C 1999