Song Description
An amusing song about meeting a guy who thinks he's "all that", and finding him so boring you don't even want to talk to him.
| Song Length |
2:55 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk, Country - Traditional |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Mood |
Joyful, Relaxed |
Subject |
Searching for Love, Love at First Sight |
| Similar Artists |
Kacey Musgraves, Margo Price |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Verse 1:
Well, he's tall and he's rich and he's ripped and he's sweet, I could hardly believe he would come talk to me
Gave a wink and came over. Put his hand on my shoulder, "Hello"
Verse 2:
'Cross the room he's a dream with those eyes and tight jeans, but he opened his mouth and it seems we've lost steam
Kind of spell was I under? Giving out a fake number, let's go
Pre-Chorus: Sure there's worse things to be, but you can't be with me, if you're boring
Chorus 1: Flash your ink, buy the drinks
I still need a man who thinks
And your money ain't funny to me
Someone call me a cab and spare me the fake laughs
'Cuz you're boring
Verse 2:
She's polite and petite, clearly eager to please, 'Cuz her smile is as fake as her 34Ds
She's your date, god bless her. Can't believe she said, "Yes, sir". You're hers.
Pre-Chorus
You'll find no jealousy from my friends or from me, 'cuz you're boring
Chorus 2: Flex those pecs, pay the check
Your personality's a wreck
And your money ain't funny to me
Am I awake or on snooze, oh I can't tell with you
You're too boring
Outro: Glad you found someone new, 'cuz for me you won't do
You're too boring
La dee da da dee oo, oh for me, you won't do
You're too boring