Song Description

A story about falling in unrequited love with Bigfoot

Lyrics

Well, I was down at the Piggly Wiggly
In line at the check out stand.
I was dreamin' of a romance,
I was wantin' me a man
I started leafin' through a tabloid magazine,
And there I saw the cutest man I've ever seen
Bigfoot left BIG footprints on my heart.

Well I knew I had to have him, so I went out on a quest
I searched all through the Rockies, and through the wild untamed Northwest
But when I finally got to old Rocky Top, I saw the thing that made my heart stop.
Bigfoot left BIG footprints on my heart.

Well he was tall and mean, and he was scarey
But I like 'em long and lean and hairy.
Well his way was rough, but his smile was sweet,
And it's true what they say about the ones with big feet
Bigfoot left BIG footprints on my heart.

Well, he made this girl a woman right there on the snow and ice,
And then he took me back to his cold dark cave, but to me it was paradise.
Well three months later he was runnin' around
a'drinkin' and carousin' and a'paintin' the town,
and hangin' with those no'count Grizzley bears.

Well I caught him dancin' with an Eskimo
The day that Bigfoot stomped my heart and let me go-oh-oh-oh-oh
Well nine months later, the joke was on me
When I gave birth to a Chimpanzee
and I named him Sasquatch Yeti
Then I left him with his "deddy"

And Bigfoot left BIG footprints
All over my heart.----ah-ahrt---ah-ah-ahrt