Story Behind The Song
This is the real life story of a bar in my Philly neighborhood that found itself packed every night with a mysteriously long line for the men's room. Eventually it was raided by the DEA. Sigh. Miss that place.
Song Description
The title pretty much says it all in this fun, frolicking romp about your local bar becoming a den of sin.
| Song Length |
1:38 |
Genre |
Rock - Alternative |
Lyrics
Guess What Happens
by Kevin Hanson
Guess what happens when your local bar becomes a place to buy cocaine?
You meet the most considerate people
With genuine interest in every word you say
Guess what happens when your local bar becomes a place to buy cocaine?
You know you're living life to the fullest
When even the dullest idea ignites your brain
Guess what happens when your local bar becomes a place to buy cocaine?
So batter up and chatter up you'll see that nothing's the matter
When the locals sell cocaine
(bridge)
It's amazing, how much we've just connected
we're lucky individuals
I think there's some residuals in the bag
come on don't be a drag
you wanna jump?
no, we should stay
don't be a chump, you wanna bump?
o.k.
Guess what happens when your local bar becomes a place to buy cocaine?
So whatcha say? you wanna play? you gotta pay to be snifty
brother lend me thirty - make it forty, no fifty
I'm a little light I'll gladly pay you on Tuesday
When the locals sell
Ooh that smell
When the locals sell cocaine