Lyrics

Saxophones?
You gotta fucking be kidding me
You motherfuckers are sucking all over this joint
Assholes
You're playing like fucking children up there

Saxophones?
You gotta fucking be kidding me
You're breaking my heart up there
Assholes
Everybody can hear your fucking clams out there
You don't need a mic for that

Stand out here all fucking night
Trying to blow your fucking brains out
When it comes time to play
What do you play - clams?
One clam and this whole fucking band is through tonight
Try me

You wanna fuck with me on the bandstand?
Nights off, nothing to do
You come in and play this kind of shit for me?
You got nowhere to fucking go the next set
Because if I hear one fucking clam from anybody
You've had it
Fuck all of you

Saxophones?
You gotta fucking be kidding me
You're breaking my heart up there
I'm up there working my balls off trying to do somebody a favor
And you motherfuckers are sucking all over this joint
Assholes
Fuck all of you
Everybody can hear your fucking clams out there
You don't need a mic for that

You're all over the fucking place
Miscue after miscue

Assholes
Fuck all of you
How dare you play like that for me
We don't play two fucking bars in one fucking tempo
Not one
You try one fuckup the next set
When you get back to New York
You'll need another fucking job
Count on it