Lyrics

If Hitler Had Sideburns

If Hitler had sideburns
would Elvis have been a Nazi?
Would the Third Reich have been composed with the cast of 90210
commanding the paparazzi?


If business attire
Meant wearing sandals and tie-dyes,
Would marijuana be in stores for just a dollar ninety-four?
Would Jerry have worn his neckties?

If chunky was sexy
Would Kate Moss be thrown in prison?
Would every inch around the paunch equal what you had to launch
And dance clubs look more like kitchens?

If appearance isn?t sentence
And the person goes deeper than the waistcoat
Then please stop beating up that man cos he looks like he?s from Pakistan
Your judgment sounds like a scapegoat

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