Song Description

A song about a man and his dog

Lyrics

My Dog Thinks I Am?
by Lori Kelley??

Hank was doing the crossword puzzle and he says out loud
C-H-blank-blank-C-H ?what's missing? And his wife says, "you are."
You might find Hank in the backyard with a six pack and the dog and a cheap cigar?
but C-H-U-R-C-H is the one place he ain't??

Hanks been married for seven years and when he talks well she don't hear?but that's OK, his dog is all ears
?And when he gets home there's a tail a wagging ?
Then he hears his honey nagging to wash up?
What does she mean? He's already been licked clean??

Chorus
?He don't go to church with them?
But some times he lifts his hands to pray?
And he prays, "Dear Lord, make me the man?
My dog thinks I am?
Make me the man my dog thinks I am?

And every night when he goes to sleep,the dog is right there at his feet
His wife's in a Lazy-Boy down stairs, cuz she don't care for the smell
He wakes up to big wet kisses. A little sad it's not the Misses
But a dogs love is a lot like God's love
Unconditional

??Chorus
?He don't go to church with them?
But some times he lifts his hands to pray?
And he prays, "Dear Lord, make me the man?
My dog thinks I am
?Make me the man my dog thinks I am
??
Bridge?
That dog is a faithful friend
And he ain't hard to understand
Like a certain person that Hank is married to?
And the both of them got things in common
?Sports and beer, scratching, yawning And hey look, Hank is hairy too??
Chorus
?He don't go to church with them?
But some times he lifts his hands
"Dear Lord, make me the man?
My dog thinks I am?
Make me the man my dog thinks I am?

Playlist Creator	Playlist Name	Date Added
Ken Collier	My Top Songs	9/10/2007