Story Behind The Song
I used to joke that I had to bend over AND squeeze to manage any sort of cleavage, that was until I hit 40, gained a little weight (just alittle more than I had ever gained before) and Walla, abracadabra instant boob job.
Song Description
My attempt at looking at the lighter side of gaining weight. I had the most fun at open mic at Molten Java and Marlowe's Lake Front Cafe passing around a boob shaped mug while I sang this song to collect for The Making Strides Against Breast Cancer campai
| Song Length |
2:34 |
Genre |
Unique - Unclassified, Folk - Alternative |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Mood |
Glad, Welcoming |
Subject |
Femininity, Silliness |
| Similar Artists |
Jewel, Sarah Mclachlan |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
WigglinÃ?Â?Ã?Â? JigglinÃ?Â?Ã?Â? Juggies Ã?Â?Ã?Â? By Michel Rae Driscoll
Wellllllll I got alittle older and I gained some weight
Metabolism slows thatÃ?Â?Ã?Â?s the part I hate
I quit smoking and I gained a few more
The last I checked I hit 154 (pounds that is)
Well 8 pounds ago I set a goal
To lose 8 pounds and donÃ?Â?Ã?Â?t you know
It did not happen, went the opposite way
I got a boob job to show for it Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?.. and didn't even have to pay
CHORUS
I've got the wigglinÃ?Â?Ã?Â? jigglinÃ?Â?Ã?Â? juggies and you'd know what I mean if you walked in my shoesÃ?Â?Ã?Â?..and in my bra too
Now people they say you look fine fine fine
But their eyes are looking much lower than mine
All my life IÃ?Â?Ã?Â?ve had a pretty small chest
Not more than a mouthful, maybe even less (and you know thatÃ?Â?Ã?Â?s a waste)
So when I lose the weight theyÃ?Â?Ã?Â?ll be the first to go
But IÃ?Â?Ã?Â?ve had that plan before, donÃ?Â?Ã?Â?t you know
If the opposite happens to happen again
Will it go to my boobs or will it Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?Ã?Â?. go to the end
CHORUS
I've got the wigglinÃ?Â?Ã?Â? jigglinÃ?Â?Ã?Â? juggies and you'd know what I mean if you walked in my shoesÃ?Â?Ã?Â?..and in my bra too
Hope you enjoyed this little ditty, about my little titties
or what were once and hope to be again
You men sure like your lookinÃ?Â?Ã?Â?, but if you had to do the totinÃ?Â?Ã?Â?
Maybe you could understand. (Where IÃ?Â?Ã?Â?m coming from, if you werenÃ?Â?Ã?Â?t too busy squeezinÃ?Â?Ã?Â? Ã?Â?Ã?Â?em)
CHORUS
I've got the wigglinÃ?Â?Ã?Â? jigglinÃ?Â?Ã?Â? juggies and you'd know what I mean if you walked in my shoes.. if you jogge in my shoes ... did aerobics in my shoes ...and in my bra too