Lyrics

RETRO-MAN
words and music by Mike Harvey

I am Retro-Man!
Dig me if you can!
I like to kick back
read a little Kerouac
listen to Roberta Flack
blasting on my 8-track.
Do you like that?
Do you like that?

Come hang around with me.
We?ll go downtown and swing.
We?ll lounge to Burt Bacharach,
and then I?ll never look back again.

I?ve been to Sing Sing!
Where I sang a song-song!
They were not diggin? me,
they had me pegged wrong.
I said, ?I ?m Retro-Man,
groovin? to the past!
I?m here to save you
so get off your ass!?

And hang around with me
We?ll go downtown and swing
We?ll lounge to Burt Bacharach,
and then we?ll never look back again.

Babarella,
Ella Fitzgerald,
Fitzgerald Kennedy,
(the one that used to be on MTV)
They all came up to me
at a swingin? party,
and I felt ?GAAAARRROOOOVY!?
(Grinding to the mojo beat...)

Come hang around with me
We?ll go downtown and swing
we?ll lounge to Burt Bacharach
and then, we?ll never look back again
look back again
look back again